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sidders73's Recent Statuses
Fri, 3-May-24 3:18 PM (5 days ago)
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for some reason, I just started thinking about blancmange
*thought
(5 days ago)
Blancmange is a sweet dessert popular throughout Europe commonly made with milk or cream and sugar thickened with rice flour, gelatin, corn starch, or Irish moss, and often flavoured with almonds.
(5 days ago)
Mum used to make blancmange for us kids in the 70's
(5 days ago)
RC mum used to make it all the time. I haven’t had it for years!
(5 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
it's pretty gross from what I remember, for the Americans amongst us, it's basically a jello made with milk instead of water. For the rest of the world, it's jelly made with milk.
(4 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Fri, 3-May-24 2:51 PM (5 days ago)
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it must be nice to be so proud of your cock that you feel the need to post 20 near identical pics of it several times a week.
gives impression of movement if you browse them quickly
(5 days ago)
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
I'd rather not browse them at all.
(5 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Do you browse and approve them when they are waiting on approval?
(5 days ago)
when they're waiting for approval and I see a wall of cock, I just usually think "nope" and leave it for some other poor soul. It's so demotivating.
(4 days ago)
Mentor___01 likes this
Fri, 5-Apr-24 4:19 PM (33 days ago)
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I am officially now a superhost
MellieK likes this
Well don't give it to me, I hate being sick
(33 days ago)
Hi sidders,of what?
(33 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
on airbnb
(33 days ago)
Oh ok smile
(33 days ago)
We use Evolve rather than Airbnb and being pet friendly got us to the top of the list.......
(33 days ago)
sidders73 and smitten4u like this
Thu, 14-Mar-24 4:41 PM (55 days ago)
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just seen a photo with a caption about wanting suggestions for something hot between their legs. I managed to resist the temptation of suggesting a mcdonald's apple pie, there's not much hotter!
B&B_Guy and Fbvines like this
Just NO to McYuckies..Especially Vaginas...They don't like burger up thew ! ! ! ohmy
(55 days ago)
apple pie is not a berger, you lost tthat argumint
(55 days ago)
They still have those?
(55 days ago)
They are cooked in a volcano
(55 days ago)
Wodja likes this
thats so the plastic apples melt w00t
(55 days ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-24 11:53 AM (60 days ago)
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Happy mother's day to all the NN mothers
Mother's day is May 12th here. We're just celebrating ''mess around with clocks'' day.
(59 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and sidders73 like this
Happy Mothers day to those that are celebrating today...hi sidders smile
(59 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Tue, 5-Mar-24 4:16 PM (64 days ago)
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a very popular social media platform appears to have gone down....never a better time to get your clothes off and get posting on NN
What one was it
(64 days ago)
the one with an f for a logo
(64 days ago)
Fwitter? Now known as FX?
(64 days ago)
Btw, it is ok to actually say, Facebook. You won't get in trouble.
(64 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Can't be Facebook, no way that crap would go away.
(64 days ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-24 1:31 PM (65 days ago)
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did anyone else see that?
🐒
(65 days ago)
Nothing to see here, move along.
(65 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
(65 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Whoooosh >>>>>>>>>>>
(65 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Who was, that masked man...........
(65 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Thu, 29-Feb-24 1:11 PM (69 days ago)
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it's leap year's day, traditionally ladies are supposed to propose today, so come on girls, I'm available.....
😂😂
(69 days ago)
Did that 17 yrs ago, not on leap day though
(69 days ago)
sidders73 and MellieK like this
Hmm didnt get one 😟
(69 days ago)
But I'm taken already, lol!
(69 days ago)
Dangles jewellery about 💍
(69 days ago)
LikesTwo and smitten4u like this
Sat, 10-Feb-24 8:00 PM (88 days ago)
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Saturday night and I'm doing laundry.....so rock n roll
Freckles in a boat, fancy!
(88 days ago)
Nothing fancy about the laundryskip 😁
(88 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Not me grin hey everyone xxx
(88 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Hia adele 😘
(88 days ago)
Saturday night and I ain't got nobody sad
(88 days ago)
Fri, 9-Feb-24 4:08 PM (89 days ago)
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I've deleted all the dating apps off my phone. Got fed up with only matching with people either trying to scam me or promote their content sites.
Just a thought, that's all
(89 days ago)
sidders73 and McPhallus like this
I’ve never tried a dating app. They seem terrifying 😅
(89 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Same with us. We'll stick to our old standby when we want company.
(89 days ago)
Freckles and McPhallus like this
I’ve deleted all the German contacts on my phone. It’s Hans-free.
(89 days ago)
That’s a fucking fantastic joke, k! I’ll keep it !! 😂
(89 days ago)
Tue, 9-Jan-24 2:32 PM (120 days ago)
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when your profile clearly states you're straight but random guys send you nude photos.....ladies, I feel your pain
Ohioman_1979 likes this
hi Adele
(120 days ago)
*I do not get those I mean
(120 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Well you shouldn't be so sexy that you aren't both sexes! Lolol
(120 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Lol what?? Well, you shouldn't be so sexy to both sexes. Lol.
(120 days ago)
LOL trc
(120 days ago)
Mon, 25-Dec-23 12:40 AM (136 days ago)
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Merry Christmas everyone
Merry christmas hon! smile
(136 days ago)
sidders73 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Merry Christmas to you and yours Sidders!
(136 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Merry Christmas Sidders smile
(136 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Merry Christmas!
(136 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Sat, 23-Dec-23 6:21 PM (137 days ago)
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sat naked in my office at work having just wrapped all my christmas presents
MitchandDaisy likes this
So in other words, you are presently naked...
(137 days ago)
yes but the other information is important
(137 days ago)
eddie_aust likes this
Wed, 22-Nov-23 1:34 PM (168 days ago)
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Oops, I’m a little bit drunk
Hate when that happens, especially in public.
(168 days ago)
smitten4u and sidders73 like this
There's worse things...
(168 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Hey I'm not as think as you drunk I am
(168 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Home honey, I'm high!
(168 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Thats ok..Hopet that NN Status always makes allowences...grin
(168 days ago)
Mon, 6-Nov-23 2:07 PM (184 days ago)
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it can only be a matter of time before we start seeing Sling'Ems from Chicken vs Hotdog onn here....
*where you sling a dildo.....<<< fixed it for ya!
(184 days ago)
In the Uk you toss wink
(184 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
TossEms!
(184 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
another word we use to describe a wanker is a tosser lol
(184 days ago)
smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
I have see a few vids where people "toss" dildos at high windows trying to get them to stick. Maybe that was the inspiration for this game? 🤔
(184 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Fri, 3-Nov-23 4:54 PM (187 days ago)
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I just had a very nice PM, really made me smile smile
Awwee that’s nice,glad to hear smile
(187 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
It wasn't a dick pic then lol.
(187 days ago)
ha ha, nope
(187 days ago)
and now comments on my pics, today is a good daay
(187 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 2-Nov-23 4:45 PM (188 days ago)
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that awkward moment when you submit a photo with a photoshopped dick that's bigger than your arm.....
No Sidders, I missed it. Just checked my modding queue and it's not there.
(188 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
let's just say if it were real, the guy would have passed out if he got a boner, he'd have no blood left in the rest of his body
(188 days ago)
smitten4u and lennynatural like this
Go BIG, or post your own, lol!
(188 days ago)
I wish someone would photo shop my pics, and give me a big ole dick........ maybe some boobies too.............bounce......bounce........
(188 days ago)
smitten4u, Artistic and sidders73 like this
Mine can be very, big of much smaller, especially on Floppy Dick Monday...
(188 days ago)
Thu, 12-Oct-23 4:05 PM (209 days ago)
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once upon a time......
there was a web site.....
(209 days ago)
Only once?
(209 days ago)
....And they lived happily ever after
(209 days ago)
I was young, fit, had dark hair…I have the pics to prove it! 😆
(209 days ago)
In the enchanted kingdom...
(209 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 29-Aug-23 5:10 PM (253 days ago)
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there's 67.33 million people in the UK and 371,103 UK NN members. that means 1 in 182 of the UK population are members of NN.
I've still got a slide rule.
(253 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
that'll make you an old bird then
(253 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Can Emu's count ?
(253 days ago)
allegedly with a slide rule
(253 days ago)
EmuLater and ZippyMilf like this
eek
(253 days ago)
Fri, 25-Aug-23 12:37 PM (257 days ago)
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12 pictures pending approval for posting, 11 of them with one person in and gender "both" selected.....
yuup
(257 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Better you than me, too many complainers with 1st world problems when thier pic is rejected.
(257 days ago)
*their!
(257 days ago)
^FFS I won't tell Mrs T...honest; P
(257 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sometimes fingers type in autopilot and I don't even realise till a few minutes later.
(257 days ago)
Wed, 26-Jul-23 1:13 PM (287 days ago)
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contracts have been exchanged, I'm now the owner of a holiday home on the south coast of England smile
bring your own, I'm skint after buying the place
(287 days ago)
LikesTwo likes this
NN meetup at a pub in Weymouth! : )
(287 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Sounds awesome! Never been there, not a clue what it looks like but congratulations!
(287 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Excellent smile
(287 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Wooooo congrats! Enjoy heart
(287 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Sat, 1-Jul-23 3:38 PM (312 days ago)
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I just got my Leviathan box set, if you know, you know....
(312 days ago)
sidders73, k12agy1 and ZippyMilf like this
I'm nerdy enough to appreciate that photo
(312 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
The last copyright date on the rules is 1963, it has that old smell to it!
(312 days ago)
ZippyMilf likes this
I know people like that
(312 days ago)
smitten4u and ZippyMilf like this
I love that old smell! Especially with books!
(310 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Tue, 27-Jun-23 2:44 PM (316 days ago)
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I went to the cinema last night and watched The Flash and then No Hard Feelings. Jennifer Lawrence looks great without clothes, shame she's not a NN member.
lennynatural, smitten4u and Luvkink like this
Just my dirty mind but those two films make me think of a male flasher with a flaccid cock 😁
(316 days ago)
sidders73 and ZippyMilf like this
Hi sidders
(316 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
hello Adele smile
(316 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 8-Jun-23 1:40 PM (335 days ago)
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it's easier to catch the Loch Ness monster than it is to get through to a person on the phone at HMRC these days.
I once spent an hour going round in circles on the phone to the DVLA. I just wanted to speak to a human. No option for that!
(335 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
To be fair to our lovely [link removed] I rasng them to sort out my pension, 20 min call, all sorted, 3 weeks later I get my pension...result!
(335 days ago)
Gov dot Uk*
(335 days ago)
rang * FFS!
(335 days ago)
The Robots have taken over. and you can't prosecute a Robot for false information.. Robots on the end of the phone are everywhere now, since the advent of zombie cell phones.
(335 days ago)
Wed, 7-Jun-23 1:10 PM (336 days ago)
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did you see that?
No thanks. Already got one of them.
(336 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
what's his name?
(336 days ago)
Chen. You might know him. He works for me in the fish and chip shop on the High street. Nice guy. Wears a lot of orange.
(336 days ago)
oh you mean Kevin
(336 days ago)
Yes, Kevin. Good ol' Kev. Chen is his witness protection name. Kev makes some wicked mushy peas.
(336 days ago)
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