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Mon, 15-Apr-24 7:53 PM (12 days ago)
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Sausages...
Twis Tuesday here now. Not Foppy Dick Monday. and Sausages don't xxxx
(11 days ago)
so you good to go werk at ronalds then? w00t
(11 days ago)
Sausages...They can be in many forms of content.. Traditional Prk orBeef one's cand be excellent for health, McYuckies burger let themselves down with Sugar Buns and Preservatives.
(2 days ago)
err..That means..Traditional Pork or Beef one's can be excellent to Health....
(2 days ago)
come on ravers, my love love sosarges are made with FAT and trimmings fro every cut of meat plus preservatives plus nitrates/nitrites and every bacteria known to man. Ok yes they are good helthy grin
(10 minutes ago)
Sat, 17-Jun-23 9:39 PM (314 days ago)
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Who would miss me if I pulled my profile?
mrjimm and gpflem like this
hey Adele! missed you too!
(305 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I would miss you Susan. I have admired your beauty and masturbated to your pics many times...
(18 hours ago)
Look at your friends list or those who post under your pics. They would miss you.
(16 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
please dont Susan
(13 hours ago)
not me grin
(15 minutes ago)
Fri, 26-Apr-24 8:19 AM (1 day ago)
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Thank you for all your lovely messages. Looks like I’m going to have to post more pictures to get my yellow shield back 😆 x
Post away!
(16 hours ago)
You've made a good start already, posting your lovely smile for us all and a new sexy profile pic of that delicious firm arse. Missed you being around. xx
(10 hours ago)
Darn.
(10 hours ago)
Nice to see you back x
(5 hours ago)
can you post a mirror image of a mirrored image, please. love
(15 minutes ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 5:03 AM (15 hours ago)
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TWL was here..
? What is a TWL?
(9 hours ago)
the lovely *tight_wet_lips * smile
(8 hours ago)
WendySilvia and Raven2005 like this
I have so many favorite women on this site.. she is one of them!!!
(5 hours ago)
I have a such a long list, I don't know were to start ! happydance
(5 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Start wiv u deek, my love love
(18 minutes ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 6:48 PM (2 hours ago)
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Buck naked, teehee, but just for a moment, don't peep!
Hubba hubba...hey sweet Lenny xxx
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
U Sessy Beest redeyes
(19 minutes ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 26-Apr-24 10:48 PM (22 hours ago)
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What is your go to comfort food?
lamp. But each bottle of beer has a nice hot McYummy cheeseburger in front of it and you cannot get the beer until you eat the burger. What do you do?
(1 hour ago)
blink Gulp blink
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
Gulp them down? Good call!!!
(1 hour ago)
McBeer devil
(36 minutes ago)
lennynatural likes this
Chicken fried rice.
(22 minutes ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 26-Apr-24 7:28 PM (1 day ago)
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Taking a certain someone to meet the parentals tomorrow. Is nervous!!
Take a deep breath. You will do fine. Just don't speak politics.....lol
(16 hours ago)
we need update on this... LOL
(2 hours ago)
All good, he was perfectly behaved. Although took a good hour longer than I’d have liked to confirm he still fancied me after meeting my mother.🤭
(2 hours ago)
Mr_Vein and hornyfukcer like this
That was your sister surely?!
(46 minutes ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Cheeky fukcer.
(41 minutes ago)
Mr_Vein and hornyfukcer like this
Sat, 27-Apr-24 7:53 PM (59 minutes ago)
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It’s amazing how energy sapping it is to have to deal with family get-together sometimes.
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:16 PM (2 days ago)
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My Crazy Crust pizza...was so delicious and easy to make.
I think their kitchens really weren't set up for it, and the chain pizza joints can pump them out pretty fast. They were chasing a rainbow.
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Yes,sadly they were...was delicious 😋
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
I've found excellent pizza but McYuckies are McYuckie, dealinging with fast processed juck "food".
(1 hour ago)
I;ve made pizza base now.so smple,Thankyou :And it makes nice Pncake mix as well thumbup:
(1 hour ago)
Burp....Thankyou smile
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 25-Mar-12 4:09 AM (12 years ago)
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(1 hour ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 10:49 AM (10 hours ago)
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Happy Weekend!
spunky4u likes this
Same to you, should be a good one.
(9 hours ago)
Too tired to do much so it will be ok
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 1:19 AM (19 hours ago)
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Just in case you didn't know, I'm a gardener. I always know it's spring when dirt falls out of my bra at the end of the day.
You know you can use a wheelbarrow to cart dirt around?
(17 hours ago)
You dirty girl you
(17 hours ago)
JERSEY!!!!
(16 hours ago)
We have a container garden up on raised platforms so my wife can get to them.
(9 hours ago)
I feel you may be missing something Jersey, hand trowel, take something so you're not resorting to using your nipples as harrows
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 5:52 PM (3 hours ago)
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Rainy weekend here in the mountains.. what’s your favorite rainy day pastime?
WendySilvia likes this
But ultimately, if it were possible, id pick cuddling up to my love
(2 hours ago)
Yes, cuddling up to my sweetheart is a given 😊❤️
(2 hours ago)
kishka likes this
No better feeling, comfort, warmth, safety, drifting off yo sleep listening to the rain, wrapped in each other's arms 🥰❤️
(2 hours ago)
The only thing to make that better is our two kitties joining in on the cuddles 🥰
(2 hours ago)
Fur babies are the best 😍🥰❤️
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 12:31 PM (5 days ago)
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What do you do to start the week off right?
I talk to the one of the sexiest women on nn
(5 days ago)
And tell her the optician cancelled again.
(5 days ago)
Rick12111, BryanP47 and Artistic like this
Cry.
(2 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
Hopefully you are talking about a game
(2 hours ago)
Remind myself that we only have one life and we are built beacons of pleasure. Embrace every moment
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 26-Apr-24 1:02 AM (1 day ago)
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Would you ever use a teleportation machine?
_XEVO_, juicy and Rick12111 like this
quicker commute
(22 hours ago)
Yes. I would like to go to the Land of Oz.
(16 hours ago)
WendySilvia, flitterbee and Wodja like this
100% yes! For pure greedy and pleasurable purposes
(2 hours ago)
Is that a sort of invitation?
(2 hours ago)
From me? No. It would just make it do much easier to see my partner 🥰
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 7:30 AM (13 hours ago)
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Good morning all you sexy people! Hope you are having an awesome weekend!
Morning Mellie!
(12 hours ago)
Working overtime tonight, but next weekend I’m off and it’s the 150th Kentucky Derby! Excuse to party extra hard.
(9 hours ago)
smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
I'm off next weekend too. I think we're planning a kayak trip for Saturday, not sure about Sunday yet.
(4 hours ago)
Barely started bit so far so good.
(3 hours ago)
In the middle of my long weekend, going great so far!
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 5:30 PM (3 hours ago)
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so horny right now want to play and make my cock explode any ladies wanna help me?
Sat, 27-Apr-24 4:00 PM (4 hours ago)
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Lesson learned.....never press anything yellow .
smitten4u likes this
Adele blush
(4 hours ago)
Banana? Lemon?
(4 hours ago)
Was it the mobile version button? 🤔 😬
(4 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Both are fine,ones yellow only on the outside...that one would be the one to watch for....and Rick yes scared
(4 hours ago)
Rick12111 and Mr_Vein like this
Clicks the x on the yellow banner .. ewee
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 8:10 AM (12 hours ago)
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Blog picture of a spider yes or no.
ksaint and lennynatural like this
^^^^ same question as Arti, but in regards to the spider
(6 hours ago)
Dignitea and Mr_Vein like this
picture makes it look a lot bigger than it actually was, might have been 3mm at the most.
(6 hours ago)
Fuck yes! Do it now!
(5 hours ago)
But why ask,just put it up silly....not the biggest fan of spiders but it's just a picture...hi Dignitea
(4 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
I blogged some cool pics of spiders some years ago, some people were like, That's cool! and other people were like Ewe!!! So yeah, go ahead and blog it
(3 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 27-Apr-24 2:04 PM (6 hours ago)
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Off for a nap, anyone wanna join me?
smitten4u and Rick12111 like this
I'm at work...but that sounds like a good idea 😴
(4 hours ago)
You could ask me to help glue wallpaper to the wall and it would be fun 😁 hey captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes...enjoy your nap I'll be there is spirit
(3 hours ago)
Fri, 26-Apr-24 11:52 AM (1 day ago)
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Whoa! Where my desktop gone?
aa9999 and Ohioman_1979 like this
All you need to do to see the legacy desktop site is put www before newbienudes when you type the url! Super easy
(14 hours ago)
Unfortunately that doesn’t work on IPhone NN 😵‍💫
(12 hours ago)
Click the menu (three dots bottom right corner), then click help support legal, then click "dekstop site"
(9 hours ago)
Wait,too bad there wasn't an easier way to get there like clicking the 3 lines in the upper left hand side the scrolling down to desktop oh wait,that was the original way hmmmm why did that change
(5 hours ago)
Or you could simply type in www. before newbienudes....know that was an ingenious idea.(*>∇<wink
(4 hours ago)
Fri, 26-Apr-24 8:13 AM (1 day ago)
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Any request for new pics what you all wanna see me do ??
Get involved in a threesome with the married couple who live at number 16.
(1 day ago)
Butt stuff. I always love when women have fun with their butts.
(1 day ago)
Love to see some insertion pic’s or you being shaven, absolutely love your pics vickster your a very beautiful sexy girl x
(13 hours ago)
Hey, I live at number 16... wink
(9 hours ago)
Listen out for a knock on your door, nos. 😜
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sat, 27-Apr-24 1:26 PM (7 hours ago)
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interesting new layout. how do you friend request now?
wikdwayz4u likes this
Bottom of screen 2nd button from right, then friends, then add.
(6 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
thanks cap'n
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 27-Apr-24 2:30 PM (6 hours ago)
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Swapping cum while slow kissing is a maaaassssssive turn on 🥰💦😍 happy saturday everyone of you horny people ❤️
Thu, 1-Jul-21 1:29 AM (2 years ago)
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Was there ever a time you were subjected to awkward flirting.
At times I am so aloof to flirting that I don't realize when someone is flirting with me. Do others feel this way?
(16 hours ago)
Hello sexiest bish,sure do miss you around here 😘
(16 hours ago)
There are times when I feel I am just being a nice person.. and they think I am flirting up a storm.
(16 hours ago)
McPhallus and gpflem like this
I'm oblivious when someone flirts with me.
(16 hours ago)
gpflem likes this
when you just told friend no way youd ever date tat guy
(8 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this