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Tue, 30-Apr-24 10:53 AM (16 days ago)
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My wife is like a bottle of ketchup, she is sweet, she is delicious to eat and sometimes you need to turn her upside down and bang her on the kitchen counter.🤪
And she also looks good on top of something which is long and smooth
(16 days ago)
LikesTwo likes this
Ketchup on salami😂
(16 days ago)
Hot Dog!!! You ruined my joke god dammit!!!
(16 days ago)
Well, actually mine wasn't a joke...just a comment...but you still ruined it
(16 days ago)
spunky4u likes this
I guess I'm just a brat blink
(16 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
This is definitely your Wurst joke
(16 days ago)
How to you get on top of a hot dog?
(16 days ago)
Get between it's buns?
(16 days ago)
It was definitely no doggone joke!
(16 days ago)
If you were between the buns you wouldn't be on top lol.
(16 days ago)
Nobody said you'd be on top of an hot dog....I was saying the ketchup looks good on top of it.
(16 days ago)
You said "she also looks good on top of something which is long and smooth" and then said "Hot Dog!!!" So ketchup is feminine then?
(16 days ago)
True but there has to be a kitty involved!
(16 days ago)
Ketchup is masculine is Spanish...
(16 days ago)
spunky4u and EmuLater like this
I don't go there.
(16 days ago)
Always trus a man to spice things up lol.
(16 days ago)
*Trust lol
(16 days ago)
She looks good on top of something which is long and smooth....a cock....
(16 days ago)
So you were calling spunky Hot dog!!!?
(16 days ago)
Why is this so difficult to understand lol.....His wife is like ketchup as he said....i said she also looks good on top of something long and smooth...a cock....as does ketchup...a Hot Dog....
(16 days ago)
Or hot dog is your pet name for a cock lol.
(16 days ago)
Ah right, I got it! What a relief!
(16 days ago)
Finally
(16 days ago)
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(16 days ago)
"Finally it has happened to me right in front of my face"
(16 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I wonder if you was more hungry, for a HotDog then your wife
(16 days ago)