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Bbaggins4321's Recent Statuses
Wed, 8-May-24 1:31 PM (22 hours ago)
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Sending out hump day vibes to all you sexy NNers... . and a few of us ugly ones too tongue
Sat, 4-May-24 6:46 PM (4 days ago)
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867 5309.... good luck getting that outta your heads lol
*my head Is saying fool forget him I mean
(4 days ago)
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this is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends
(4 days ago)
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Nope,not going to work..."Skinnamirinky dinky dink,skinnamirinki do
(4 days ago)
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Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop
(4 days ago)
WendySilvia and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Sweeeet Caroline, Barp Barp Barp…..
(4 days ago)
Wed, 1-May-24 11:24 PM (7 days ago)
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Why is it when the Dr tells you.. you need to cut back on (insert fave thing here) that's all you freaking want lol
McPhallus, NuttyKitty and GottaBeMe like this
What's that gout feel like?
(6 days ago)
like someone taking shards of glass and grinding them inside your joints ... it was pretty rough
(6 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
That's how my left big toe feels
(6 days ago)
don't wait to get it checked out thinking it will go away ... it doesn't .. mine has been really stubborn too .. of course I am NOT following Dr's orders either haha
(5 days ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
It’s been awhile since I’ve had an attack, but BB’s description is 100% accurate. Add in the joint will throb even if you’re doing nothing. Watch the beer with lunchmeats & hot dogs, really flares it
(5 days ago)
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Tue, 30-Apr-24 2:26 PM (8 days ago)
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I could sail by on the winds of silence and maybe they won't notice.. but this time I think it'd be better if I swim
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Hi sexy 💋 😘
(8 days ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 5:14 PM (13 days ago)
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this has been a LONG week for me... I can't wait for a little R&R this weekend .. hope you sexy peeps are all doing well
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I'm having a few beer too.. Enjoy smile
(13 days ago)
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I’ve had a long week, overtime this weekend and a full week next week too. Rest when I’m dead I suppose.
(13 days ago)
Def no rest for the wicked and money don't grow on trees lol
(13 days ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 3:50 PM (15 days ago)
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a newly married woman asked her husband.. what's a penis?... so he whips it out. and she says.. oh.. it's a dick.. only smaller tongue
tugking70 and WendySilvia like this
Why you should always sample the goods first. Ugh. Can you imagine two virgins getting married? Unnatural! 😂
(15 days ago)
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Sounds freaking awful hahaha
(15 days ago)
Depending on what you believe, there were two virgins who got together a long time ago and figured it out. Now 8 billion people later it is probably still easy to figure out the mechanics.
(15 days ago)
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Thu, 18-Apr-24 6:21 PM (20 days ago)
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Bend over to the front and touch your toes.. bounce that ass up and down and get low
smitten4u likes this
is that the Hokey Pokey '24?
(20 days ago)
haha... I guess it could be tongue
(19 days ago)
Fri, 12-Apr-24 2:35 PM (26 days ago)
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Let's put the X In sex.. happy Friday everyone
Sat, 6-Apr-24 6:24 PM (32 days ago)
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Time to get serious about the gym.....I nearly died cutting my grass today hahahahaha
Fri, 5-Apr-24 2:45 PM (33 days ago)
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Happy Friday sexy peeps !! hope you all have a wonderful weekend
*slides an ice-cold can of Czechvar to Bb
(33 days ago)
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Thu, 4-Apr-24 2:00 PM (34 days ago)
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Proving once again it's possible to be super distracted and manging to get things done haha... winning
Tue, 2-Apr-24 12:47 PM (36 days ago)
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Mmm coffee... please do your thing fast today... hope all you NNers are well
I have high blood pressure so Dr's orders bimarried, besides, I actually prefer it now...and go away lol,ice coffee us great,I rarely drink my coffee hot
(36 days ago)
*is
(36 days ago)
Well definitely follow the docs orders! I guess I may be there someday, but not today!
(36 days ago)
i need a double shot!!
(36 days ago)
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It comes with something else I have unfortunately
(36 days ago)
Fri, 29-Mar-24 6:37 PM (40 days ago)
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it's been quite the week... glad for the weekend.. I need a little time to decompress .. hope all you sexy people are well
Have a good weekend man!
(40 days ago)
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Thanks.. hope you two have a great one as well
(40 days ago)
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Fri, 22-Mar-24 5:39 PM (47 days ago)
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hug someone close to you ... you never know ... tomorrow is not promised sad
Sat, 16-Mar-24 3:28 PM (53 days ago)
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Is there anything better than sleeping in on a Sat.. and no comments from you Smitten, we know yours was better hahaha
Oof Kid that sucks.. hopefully your work day goes well at least
(53 days ago)
*Bags.....I slept in as well! 😎
(53 days ago)
now you are just rubbing it in tongue
(53 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I am.used to it but it's worse on saturdays
(53 days ago)
Yes. Driving a Ferrari very fast with a tits out lady in the passenger seat. That would be better I think
(53 days ago)
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Sat, 16-Mar-24 12:51 AM (54 days ago)
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Out on the road for 40 days
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Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze...Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act....She had the whole show and that's a natural fact................
(54 days ago)
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Wed, 6-Mar-24 5:19 PM (63 days ago)
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Happy Hump Day all you amazing NNers
Hello from the rest of us. 😆
(63 days ago)
It's Thursday.
(63 days ago)
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not yet for me RC ... but getting there .. finished my work day early .. now it's time to ROCK !! And I am sure someone finds us amazing Bi lol .. fingers crossed !!
(63 days ago)
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Mon, 4-Mar-24 8:50 PM (65 days ago)
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Someone please pour me a beer.... what a day!!!
*slides over a 19.2 ounce SN Hazy Little Thing*
(65 days ago)
I'll pour you a beer , if you'll roll me a fat hog leg.......
(65 days ago)
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That's good stuff Lenny !! I ended up with Blue Moon
(64 days ago)
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Woah,what time is it there..going on 9 am here..hi Bbaggins xxx
(64 days ago)
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Just about 1 pm here, hi sexy Adele
(64 days ago)
Sat, 2-Mar-24 4:29 PM (67 days ago)
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Even with this crap weather.. I've got those Saturday vibes today ... time to get in some R&R
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I worked in the yard all damn day and now I'm spent! 😔
(67 days ago)
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Hi sexy Bbaggins xxx
(67 days ago)
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It's beautiful here. Mid 50s and sunny.
(67 days ago)
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Fri, 1-Mar-24 2:15 PM (68 days ago)
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my coffee pot seems to be dripping incredibly slow today !!! bring forth the go go juice !! Happy Friday pervs and pervettes
I've been on an instant coffee kick for a few months. I made it a bit too hot this morning, almost burnt my tongue. Happy Friday man!
(68 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
I tried that instant stuff before.. just not my thing haha.. I got some awesome smoked beans .. they are amazing , great flavor
(68 days ago)
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I finished work early today .. wish the weather was better .. I need some sun on my skin lol
(68 days ago)
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We got some sun over here today. Pool temp has climbed slowly today, might take a dip before dinner.
(68 days ago)
It never seems to go fast enough. But since work is done, bring on the beer!
(68 days ago)
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Thu, 29-Feb-24 1:59 PM (69 days ago)
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some days the motivation to work is a bit harder to find... esp when I can't seem to close the NN window haha
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no shit lol
(69 days ago)
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The struggle is real man haha
(69 days ago)
Work is over rated. Besides, what they don’t know…
(69 days ago)
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Unfortunately I have one of those jobs that they would notice real quick if I didn't get it done lol 🙃
(69 days ago)
Wed, 28-Feb-24 1:45 PM (70 days ago)
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Cheers to another day to be excellent!! Happy Hump Day sexy people !
You too Bilbo
(70 days ago)
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Thanks !!!
(70 days ago)
Back at ya Bags!
(70 days ago)
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Tue, 27-Feb-24 1:46 PM (71 days ago)
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Post nut clarity is a real thing !!! ... hope you are all well sexy NNers !
Clarity?? I can barely mumble my own name after a good orgasm! 🤣
(71 days ago)
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Usually I'm asleep in 10 minutes so I can relate 🤣
(71 days ago)
Sat, 24-Feb-24 8:09 PM (74 days ago)
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ups and downs... always it seems haha .. happy Saturday sexy NNers !
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It's Sunday 7:14 am. Happy Sunday.
(74 days ago)
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haha... WAY different time zone tongue but happy Sunday fun day to you !!
(74 days ago)
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Wed, 21-Feb-24 2:28 PM (77 days ago)
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Having those hump day vibes... hopefully it's not just wishful thinking haha
Hopefully not,hey Bbaggins xxx
(77 days ago)
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